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Richard Demotivational Poster

Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -

TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

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david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


TAGS: richard sharpe
Rating: 1.93/5

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Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:09 pm
oh snap!! it's Boromir!

ANGEL OF DEATH - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation, 9. 6

TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP - Richard Simmons Just Seen It

TAGS: richard
Rating: 2/5
whatukno - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
Looks like he liked it too.

RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*

TAGS: hamster richard gere wink
Rating: 2.81/5

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Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
A little bit....but I like it when they play hard to get first...but I've had a dry spell.....sooooo fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...FAP!
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Yes......yes it does.*FAP FAP FAP*
Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
No but he is ridiculously cute!


TAGS: stones keith richards
Rating: 4.48/5

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Airman - April 11, 2012, 12:52 pm
took me awhile to purge it
Greeny - April 10, 2012, 7:44 pm
perfect - the song was in my head before I even got to the text 5L


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was h**


TAGS: richard nixon ***k president
Rating: 2.56/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
My favorite President TRICKY ***k
Sean - September 11, 2009, 2:23 pm
I did? How bad?
MrRandom - September 11, 2009, 1:18 am
See what I mean? Even Sean made a bad pun tonight.
Arrogant Knight - September 11, 2009, 1:16 am
Yeah, don't do that anymore. :)
darkangel98s - September 11, 2009, 1:11 am
He wasn't so much a ***k, as a RICHARD, but yea, I meant it as kind of a little bit of a pun/political joke.
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:59 pm
Nixon hasn't been president for 35 years. So wow! a 35 year-old politifake! 35 years of not-funny sheer boredom. Get over it!

HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.

TAGS: hamster band richard gere
Rating: 4.67/5

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medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:08 pm
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:41 pm

this is really good. nice one dude!
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 11:46 pm
I gave it a 5 even though Gere was linked to gerbils....i laughed
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:33 pm
Be patient... it takes time to find your niche, and to get the feel. Thanks for not getting discouraged!
SimpleScion - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could finally start contributing to this site.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
Great redo! 5L

QUAKERS - Dangerous mothers.

TAGS: quakers richard nixon okami
Rating: 1.27/5

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Derek - December 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Strayed a little, what?


TAGS: richard burton liz taylor
Rating: 4.67/5

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GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 6:48 pm
...and Virginia Woolf.

L O V E - Should NEVER involve rodents.

TAGS: richardgere love hamsters rodents
Rating: 2.12/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 19, 2010, 12:36 pm
I think one about friends would have been better.
forseti - April 19, 2010, 8:43 am
nice pic, bad text...


TAGS: cat kitten cute richard lovelace
Rating: 4.93/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:16 am
Awesome aggy! 5L
Cubbybear - September 16, 2010, 10:15 am
True statement 5 /5

HEY GUY'S - If you don't mind.., could you just pop this one up in the overhead lockers.., with the rest of them.., thanks...

PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.

TAGS: richard gere g** watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

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440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...d*** typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop sh** and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a ph**o with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this ph**o 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.

RICHARD DAWKINS - Thank God!!! I am an atheist!

TAGS: richard dawkins atheist religion confused
Rating: 2.97/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:18 am
Heck yeah, go Atheists! Where is your god now!?
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:14 am
My favorite oxymoron! "Thank god" is just an expression. Like "wow," it's just used to get an emotion across in a verbal way. It really has lost all it's significance in everyday usage.
Derek Gunn - March 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
It's supposed to be funny, that's why it was posted like this!
Little Johnny - January 12, 2009, 9:13 am
Wow... epic fail. Atheist thanking the God he doesn't believe in. What will be next?
Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 2:30 pm
why would you thank god if you dont believe in him?

George Wasn't an Idiot -

TAGS: carlin richard pryor
Rating: 2.09/5

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saucerhead - June 22, 2009, 10:29 am
actually he did, but richard did it twice
M & M - December 26, 2008, 3:42 pm
He was a sad dope head.

KEITH ALIVE AND KICKIN' - Because a rolling stone gathers no moss


TAGS: life time natasha richardson death celeb charming lady class 1963 accident ski
Rating: 2.95/5

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Cheech - May 23, 2009, 11:48 am
d*** I did miss a few letters on that one.
Bob chin - May 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
Or "uninformed" I believe
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm
Just an FYI I was engaged to and lived with a woman from Toronto for several years and there were several reasons she lived in the states Health care, Taxes and Weather. So while I may not be an expert I am certainly NOT uniformed.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:43 pm
Also if you took it as an attack on Canada I apologize. It was more of an attack on the President and the Dems who want to force socialized medicine on the citizens of the USA. I'm sorry you can keep it.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:40 pm
I know much of the details AND I am an EMS professional. I know what is and isn't important. With her situation time was of the essence if she had access to a CT that wasn't a 2 hr Ambulance ride away she "may" have survived.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
She refused treatment for 2 hours before being taken to a Canadian hospital and then flown to Manhattan.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
The Country she was injured in had nothing to do with her death. Educate yourself more on the circumstances before you try to use someone else's personal tragedy as ammo to attack a whole country. She never waited at a Canadian hospital.
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:04 pm
I bet her outcome would have been different if she had her accident in the US. Where should would have gotten quality health care immediately instead of waiting almost 10 hours. Socialized medicine my a**. My condolences to her family.

HERE COMES MY EXECUTIONER - BUT, SOFT! How now, my hardy, stout resolved mate! Are you now going to dispatch this deed?

Keith Richards -

TAGS: keith richards rolling stones authority
Rating: 5/5

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WBG84 - December 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
Thank you
rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:52 pm

Nice poster

A HORSE A HORSE!! - My kingdom for a horse!

TAGS: shakespeare richard iii
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

CANADA - February 9, 2010, 12:43 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:42 am
You are a human version of a lol cat Yeo. Why must you spell that way?
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 12:20 am
the cat is frozen solid, note no steam escaing from its yapper. zat guy is not a fireman he's an arson inspector and zey don't get there til hours later. he's calling 4 the rookie with the warming blanket. And when d cat thaws there'll be hell 2pay.

RICHARD - He powned you noob

TAGS: richard
Rating: 1.76/5

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Morbid Curiosity -